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Is Bashar al-Assad a zombie?

posted Nov 23, 2011, 11:03 AM by Ryan Buck
Concern is growing worldwide after unconfirmed reports were leaked to a Damascus newspaper that the President of Syria is infected.  The most recent dictator to be targeted by the Arab Spring, Assad has done everything within his power to prevent outsiders from coming in to his inner circle.  Most recently, he asked the Arab league to reduce the number of observes entering Syria to a paltry 50, a small enough number for a small zombie enclave to infect.  Media outlets, particularly those from the west have been expelled from the country giving the thought that Assad is infected even more credence.  Stay tuned for more news out of Damascus.

What do you think?  Is Assad a zombie hiding in plain site?
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